This costume, I can't even with this. I think I'm going to go hide under my bed until Halloween is over. No offense to any parents who spark it or anything, because I would be a total dope head if it wasn't illegal in my state and I didn't hate how it made me feel and I didn't hate the fact that it makes me eat all the cake, but I just can't even with this costume.
I mean, I guess your baby could wear it after Halloween when you follow Phish on tour or something? And of course it would be excellent for upsetting every other member at Mommy & Me class when they have their Halloween party. Listen you pot-smoking parents, you do you and I'll be over here not calling CPS on you because it's not my business, but I can pretty much promise if you dress your baby in this that someone will.
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