5 Things no one is telling Kate Middleton about childbirth and the aftermath

I am about to unveil five secrets of childbirth and what happens the week after that no one tells you about — because if we did share these secrets, women would refuse to procreate. Today, Kate Middleton is not a royal. She’s a woman in labor, and that levels the playing field. Royal labor is the same as working girl labor. Here are 5 things we know no one has told Kate.